i permit you to call me
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Randomize
