god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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