So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
So I just went to clothing optional bar
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize