whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i already hear my dad disowning me
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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