We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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