those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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