Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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