$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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