hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
it's like heaven, but drunker
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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