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(217): View more from Illinois

i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"

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(304): View more from West Virginia

alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2

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(208): View more from Idaho

the day after is always just damage control

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(270): View more from Kentucky

Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?

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(225): View more from Louisiana

I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex

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(203): View more from Connecticut

As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions

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(404): View more from Georgia

Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?

(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Twice...

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(970): View more from Colorado

If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...

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