I forgot how hot balto sounded
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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