Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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