you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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