I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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