Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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