I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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