I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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