She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
she pinky promised me she was 18
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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