fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I need to wash the frat house off of me
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Randomize
