Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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