We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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