it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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