Is it normal to miss your booty call?
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
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