bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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