I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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