its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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