Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Randomize
