I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
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