this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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