ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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