I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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