The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
Randomize