i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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