She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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