So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
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