His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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