he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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