David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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