Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
dude. I can hear the air.
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