In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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