If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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