Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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