Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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