Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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