dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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