Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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