Having a random hookup so left but love u
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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