i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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