well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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