you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I think people are normalizing furries
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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