on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
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