Its about making memories worth repressing
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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