i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
You coming home soon, man?
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You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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