Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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