You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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