in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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