Having a random hookup so left but love u
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Randomize
